1 00:00:57,580 --> 00:01:04,050 RHINESTONE 2 00:01:45,250 --> 00:01:46,790 Good evening, Mr Hugo. 3 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:50,350 Every night is beautiful when you're rich, kid. 4 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:35,120 Hold it, Mr Hugo. 5 00:02:35,370 --> 00:02:38,190 Wait a minute. Let me see my monogram. 6 00:02:38,370 --> 00:02:40,150 Give copies to everyone. 7 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:43,370 - What an idiot. - And you say little. 8 00:02:48,290 --> 00:02:52,210 I'm gonna mess up your life. 9 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:57,040 -I'll see you later. -You dumbass. 10 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:36,040 Thank you very much. 11 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:47,570 Thank you very much. I will make a a break to drink some water 12 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:51,500 and have the band wear some dry clothes. 13 00:03:52,620 --> 00:03:56,680 Don't leave or they will compete and the amateurs will compete. 14 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:59,450 Meat. 15 00:03:59,570 --> 00:04:01,330 We want meat. 16 00:04:02,370 --> 00:04:04,750 Eat the living. 17 00:04:14,290 --> 00:04:15,380 Taxi! 18 00:04:15,750 --> 00:04:16,840 Taxi! 19 00:04:17,250 --> 00:04:18,340 Taxi! 20 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:25,050 How are you doing? Where can I take you? 21 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,790 We want to go to a sushi bar. 22 00:04:26,870 --> 00:04:28,950 Done. Get in. 23 00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:40,120 You want sushi? 24 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:44,870 It has become very popular. Sushi bars have sprung up everywhere. 25 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:49,200 I'll tell you something but keep it between us. 26 00:04:49,460 --> 00:04:53,290 Do you think it makes you good for you to eat raw fish? 27 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:58,180 You don't want to eat something on beef? 28 00:04:58,700 --> 00:05:01,870 Since you are in America you must eat Italian food. 29 00:05:02,830 --> 00:05:07,500 -Ravioli. -Exactly. You got it. Look out! 30 00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:17,210 Get your hands off me. She's mine. 31 00:05:17,830 --> 00:05:18,950 So... 32 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:21,790 see you later at our place? 33 00:05:21,790 --> 00:05:23,200 -Which part? -What time? 34 00:05:23,310 --> 00:05:25,920 What would you say about the next century, Freddie? 35 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,470 She likes to tease me. 36 00:05:29,690 --> 00:05:31,080 Who's punching? 37 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:34,570 There's Morella. 38 00:05:34,980 --> 00:05:36,940 I'd rather sit at home. 39 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:39,050 Let's have a little chat. 40 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:45,080 You're not gonna believe this, but the guy you're gonna see tonight is dynamite. 41 00:05:45,370 --> 00:05:49,410 -A glass of ice water. -And me a scotch on the rocks. 42 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:52,440 -You don't have to get your knickers in a twist, Jesse. -Hey, Gene. 43 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,910 Thanks for the loans. You bailed me out. 44 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:57,830 -I'll give it to you as soon as possible. -Don't worry. 45 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,150 I was gonna ask Freddie for it. but I don't want to owe him. 46 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:04,200 That's why they call him a licker. 47 00:06:04,330 --> 00:06:06,950 -Without voice. -Very nice. 48 00:06:07,750 --> 00:06:09,940 -I found you. -Gone. 49 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:12,370 Come on, baby. Tell me the truth. 50 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:14,580 Didn't you miss me? 51 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:18,250 No. What did you mean when you said about our "place"? 52 00:06:18,660 --> 00:06:24,450 I missed it. I meant my house. Didn't I save you from that idiot? 53 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:28,520 Don't get me involved in your fantasies in your fantasies. I've never been to your house. 54 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:32,950 I wouldn't come to your house under any circumstances. 55 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:38,950 I like insecure women. Shall we go to dinner? My treat. 56 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,090 -I lost my appetite. - Girl... 57 00:06:41,210 --> 00:06:44,120 Let me tell you, don't push the rope too far. 58 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:49,370 You'll see that the one I discovered will become my new star. 59 00:06:49,410 --> 00:06:52,790 I'm gonna make a lot of money off of him, you know what I mean? 60 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:58,910 -You make money from me too. -You'll stay to attract people. 61 00:06:59,330 --> 00:07:03,080 Do you want to go out to dinner tomorrow? It's on me. 62 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:06,000 -Will I get my contract? -You know that. 63 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:10,790 Freddie, there are two kinds of people in this world... 64 00:07:10,910 --> 00:07:13,120 and you don't belong to anyone. 65 00:07:24,290 --> 00:07:25,700 Everything okay? 66 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,370 -Sorry about that. -It was very interesting. 67 00:07:30,490 --> 00:07:32,610 It's good to let loose once in a while. 68 00:07:32,730 --> 00:07:35,310 When I get very stressed I go like this... 69 00:07:37,950 --> 00:07:39,170 Can you feel me? 70 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:46,660 The scurvy and junk food is is the worst thing for taxi drivers. 71 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:49,910 Otherwise, New York is a wonderful place. 72 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:57,370 Done. We don't want sushi. We want we want to go to a place with cowboys. 73 00:07:57,370 --> 00:07:59,360 Cowboy place? You got it. 74 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:04,250 I know a place like that, though. I wouldn't normally recommend it. 75 00:08:04,290 --> 00:08:07,000 Hang on. Banzai... 76 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:15,790 Well. Let's calm down a little. 77 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,950 Well, be quiet. 78 00:08:20,370 --> 00:08:24,290 The situation requires the due seriousness. 79 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:29,830 Tonight is a very important night for our store. 80 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:35,830 Because tonight, on this very stage, we will witness the birth... 81 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:42,250 of a new star of of western and country music. 82 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:44,950 Cut that out. 83 00:08:45,590 --> 00:08:49,830 I want to extend a warm welcome, as befits the store, 84 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:53,410 the amazing, real cowboy, 85 00:08:53,530 --> 00:08:56,750 the lively and drunken... 86 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,500 Mr. Edgar Branson. 87 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:06,160 This guy looks tough. 88 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,550 Shut up. 89 00:09:16,410 --> 00:09:21,620 If you blow that up again. I'll give it to you to eat. 90 00:09:22,370 --> 00:09:25,710 -Understood? -He's taking the role seriously. 91 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:29,200 If he was serious, he wouldn't be he wouldn't wear a duck shirt. 92 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:52,830 This song I wrote for my little baby. 93 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:04,320 I left home at 22 but I never really settled down... 94 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:09,430 like all men do. who have stained the soul... 95 00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:15,840 and their face and inside they feel empty... 96 00:10:16,620 --> 00:10:19,480 like the day my baby died. 97 00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:22,950 I taught him. Wait till it's over and you'll see. 98 00:10:23,620 --> 00:10:27,100 That June morning, when the sun was rising high... 99 00:10:27,220 --> 00:10:29,880 and I was happy and smiling... 100 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,770 and there was no opposition nor was there any shyness... 101 00:10:32,890 --> 00:10:36,000 that morning that I realized... 102 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:41,440 that this girl was going to be my wife... 103 00:10:41,650 --> 00:10:44,780 was the day my baby died. 104 00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,190 To listen. 105 00:10:49,410 --> 00:10:55,350 With white dress and flowers in hand Was not to plough the field... 106 00:10:55,470 --> 00:10:58,200 but despite its beauty... 107 00:10:58,940 --> 00:11:02,000 she had to gather the crops... 108 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:06,910 Pick the crops? Did he say he had to pick the crops? 109 00:11:09,010 --> 00:11:11,340 He turned his back on me and left. 110 00:11:15,610 --> 00:11:22,120 He said he'd be back in a minute but the dress got caught in the wheel... 111 00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:27,780 My eyes rolled in surprise when I looked into her eyes... 112 00:11:27,910 --> 00:11:30,510 because my God... 113 00:11:31,650 --> 00:11:34,820 the tractor blew her to pieces? 114 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:40,080 The hand of fate crippled her... 115 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:44,210 under his tractor ...her father crushed her... 116 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:49,710 Blood and brains painted the corn and the ears of corn and the ears of wheat... 117 00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:52,680 all the bales. 118 00:11:53,170 --> 00:11:56,700 I ran past her but all I found... 119 00:11:56,840 --> 00:12:00,860 were the pieces of my favorite scattered around... 120 00:12:01,150 --> 00:12:03,620 my love was a a chopped-up corpse... 121 00:12:03,740 --> 00:12:08,790 on the cold earth. 122 00:12:24,000 --> 00:12:26,550 That is indeed how my Loretta died. 123 00:12:31,950 --> 00:12:33,400 Get out of here. 124 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:46,830 I'm impressed. Where are you going? do you find these "talents"? 125 00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:52,510 Forget about him. Next week I'll bring a man who's gonna set the dance floor on fire. 126 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:56,340 He's Indian but he sings the cowboy songs better than anyone. 127 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:58,450 Wait till you see him first. 128 00:12:58,870 --> 00:13:01,790 He wears a turban under his hat and spurs. He's wonderful. 129 00:13:01,910 --> 00:13:06,620 I'm not interested. But this lady I am interested. You want to talk? 130 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:12,620 You'll talk to me because I have I've got her contracts tied up. 131 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,200 -My condolences. -See you next week. 132 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,120 -You are shameless. -What's going on? 133 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,700 You're wasting time and money on every but you don't help me. 134 00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:24,010 Calm down. 135 00:13:24,130 --> 00:13:29,000 Why am I stuck in this place and I can't do anything else. 136 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:31,450 How can I buy back my contract? 137 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:37,960 -'at. I'm not going to sit with you. -Will you sit with me for 30 minutes? 138 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:40,450 -Freddie? -Here. 139 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,580 You're selfish and stupid. 140 00:13:42,700 --> 00:13:46,320 You're trying to get untalented lovers to the marquee of Reinstone. 141 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,870 -Really? -Exactly. 142 00:13:47,990 --> 00:13:52,210 If I had money, I'd do this a lot better than you. 143 00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:53,960 -Seriously? -Sure. 144 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,350 -Wanna bet? -On what? 145 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:59,370 That anyone can can be the first name in here. 146 00:13:59,490 --> 00:14:02,370 - Let's go. -Good. Here's what's gonna happen. 147 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:05,410 You'll have 2 weeks after I've found someone. 148 00:14:05,530 --> 00:14:08,800 I'll cover all your expenses. If the one you find... 149 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:12,250 can even sing just once without being ripped apart... 150 00:14:12,370 --> 00:14:15,160 you'll win the bet. Deal? 151 00:14:16,370 --> 00:14:17,760 What will you bet? 152 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:22,500 The three years of my contract. If I win, you tear it up. 153 00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:27,860 I like women with vision. So. 154 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:35,040 If you win, I'll tear up the contract. If you lose, I'll add another five years. 155 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:42,290 -And you will sleep with me. -Hold me. I don't accept. 156 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:46,130 If you don't take risks, you don't win. 157 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:52,370 Okay. I'll take that bet. But I want to make one thing clear. 158 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:57,520 No surgeons, lepers and dead people. Ordinary, normal people. Okay? 159 00:14:58,330 --> 00:15:02,690 You don't want someone special, like me, but a normal person. 160 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:08,870 Come on. 161 00:15:20,330 --> 00:15:24,220 -He has a nice voice, don't you think? -I'm willing to kill you right here and now. 162 00:15:26,850 --> 00:15:28,960 You're picky too, aren't you? 163 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,000 Nice audition, man. 164 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:34,380 Let's go. 165 00:15:46,790 --> 00:15:49,040 Come on, cut it out. 166 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:53,580 What do you mean? The guy has innate talent. Look at him. 167 00:15:53,750 --> 00:15:56,480 You choose the most useless to fail. 168 00:15:56,600 --> 00:16:00,410 Darling, that's what we agreed. Do you want to quit? 169 00:16:00,530 --> 00:16:02,830 I have never in my life given up. 170 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:04,550 Excuse me? 171 00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:09,340 I'll pick the next normal I see. 172 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:13,010 Whoever passes in front of me. Whoever. 173 00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,850 Did you see that? 174 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,040 Where are you going? 175 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:26,840 I'll be right back. 176 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:38,850 Bum. I saw your face. 177 00:16:40,410 --> 00:16:41,820 Are you all right? 178 00:16:41,940 --> 00:16:44,160 I'm sorry, but the guy cut me off. 179 00:16:44,410 --> 00:16:47,680 The bar for cowboys is that way. 180 00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:51,430 The race is on me. But if you want to tip. 181 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:57,120 There you go. 182 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,750 Nobody saw anything? 183 00:16:59,870 --> 00:17:04,160 Taxi drivers are not considered to be simple and normal people. 184 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,080 Wait a minute. I didn't agree. 185 00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:09,960 -I can't make him a singer. -Exactly. 186 00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:15,190 Where are the lepers when you need them? 187 00:17:26,830 --> 00:17:30,830 Well. Things are simple. 188 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:37,000 You don't need to have a degree, which you don't have, but I do, 189 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:39,950 to understand what's at stake. 190 00:17:40,070 --> 00:17:41,210 What do you think? 191 00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:43,760 -Where are you from? -From New York... 192 00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:49,430 Well, lover boy. You want to talk about the bet? 193 00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:51,850 -What bet? -That you'll be a singer. 194 00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:56,240 Are you kidding? I don't like them. I don't even like these rednecks. 195 00:17:56,660 --> 00:18:02,280 I also want to talk to her a little bit so leave us alone. 196 00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:08,300 Would you like to dance and and maybe even make them? 197 00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:12,720 Freddie, we said no to crazy people. Should we pick someone else? 198 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,960 Wait a minute. 199 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:18,120 It's your fault my cab got wrecked. Maybe you should be more friendly? 200 00:18:18,240 --> 00:18:19,950 Why is it my fault? 201 00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:23,700 Because instead of looking at the road I was looking at you. 202 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:26,640 Oh, my God. Another horny one. 203 00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:29,280 Raised again? 204 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,080 Me, Nick? 205 00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:35,690 You know what? 206 00:18:35,810 --> 00:18:38,440 You are beautiful beyond a doubt. 207 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,320 But I'm not that desperate. 208 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:45,080 Wait a minute. What about the bet? 209 00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:48,610 If you bet me I'd leave, you win. 210 00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:52,600 Good luck. 211 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:58,280 I'm here. 212 00:19:01,810 --> 00:19:03,510 Wait. Come here. 213 00:19:03,950 --> 00:19:06,400 I have something important to tell you. 214 00:19:06,700 --> 00:19:10,500 -Can I come by your house tonight? -What do you mean? 215 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:15,830 You just lost the bet. What time to come by and pay me back? 216 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:18,700 The bet is not valid since will not participate. 217 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:22,620 Darling, this is yours. problem, not mine. 218 00:19:22,740 --> 00:19:25,160 You want to be on top or underneath? 219 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:29,220 You'll end up at the bottom of the river if you don't get out of my way. 220 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,630 I like tough chicks. 221 00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:38,080 Tonight you're in luck because you're going to get your- I'm gonna kick your face and your suit. 222 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,730 Wait a minute. You lost and I won. So pay up. 223 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:44,500 -Stop it, Freddie. -Do that one more time. 224 00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:48,940 If you insist on this bet, fine. 225 00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:51,500 But remember that my you gave me two weeks. 226 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:54,050 -And when you want a hug... -Hello? 227 00:19:54,170 --> 00:19:57,190 don't call me. Call the zoo. 228 00:19:57,770 --> 00:19:58,820 Come here. 229 00:20:07,290 --> 00:20:11,050 -What accident are you talking about? -The one that happened on Manhattan West. 230 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,340 We didn't have an accident last night. 231 00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:15,910 Hit all the right side of the taxi. 232 00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:20,370 Really? There were no accidents yesterday. Was it another company? 233 00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:24,030 No. At the door I noticed that it had your logo on it. 234 00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:25,810 How was the driver? 235 00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,590 He was kind of stout. 236 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,190 It was kind of... 237 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,520 like that one over there. 238 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:43,670 Tony? How we doing? You all right? 239 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:46,530 You look changed. Did you change your hair? 240 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:51,370 -Let me explain. -What's that? 241 00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:56,500 -I'm a little off my game. -Are you crazy? You crashed it properly. 242 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:59,500 I tried not to crush an old lady. 243 00:20:59,620 --> 00:21:01,440 And wreck my car? 244 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:05,710 You know I'm the one who's been punching out who do that kind of damage to me? 245 00:21:05,950 --> 00:21:09,790 Take it easy, Tony. You're an emotional person. 246 00:21:10,010 --> 00:21:15,000 You're pissed off. And I'm upset... I've been sad. I didn't sleep all night. 247 00:21:15,140 --> 00:21:18,450 I love my job. My clothes show it. 248 00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:20,150 I want you to leave. 249 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:24,060 Get the hell out of here, you and your little bastards. 250 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,460 And take the cowgirl with you. 251 00:21:26,580 --> 00:21:29,330 -Don't you like my clothes? -Not at all. 252 00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:33,300 -My outfit in general? -Get out, you and your clothes. 253 00:21:33,420 --> 00:21:36,450 Since you don't appreciate my taste, I quit. 254 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:39,500 The guy's a freak. 255 00:21:40,450 --> 00:21:42,360 Good for you, Humpty Dumpty. 256 00:21:42,950 --> 00:21:44,400 Who's that? 257 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:47,770 I didn't want you to get fired. 258 00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:50,330 Would you do me a favor and disappear? 259 00:21:50,540 --> 00:21:54,200 -I can help you. -I lost my job, you dumbass. 260 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:56,580 -Excuse me? -Stupid dumbass. 261 00:21:56,700 --> 00:21:59,540 -Don't talk to me like that. -Really? 262 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:01,540 So listen to me. 263 00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:05,100 Some may consider you beautiful, but for me... 264 00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:07,250 you're a dumbass from nowhere. 265 00:22:07,370 --> 00:22:10,820 So take your cart and go. 266 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:13,410 You can get another job. 267 00:22:13,660 --> 00:22:17,120 Are you an employment consultant? I like this job. I have fond memories. 268 00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:24,060 Ugly memories. 269 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:32,330 -Maybe I'll give you your job back. -You're gonna ask Santa for it? 270 00:22:32,450 --> 00:22:37,580 If you do what we suggested Freddy will pay for the damage. 271 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,410 -Is that possible? -Sure. 272 00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:42,220 -Is he going to pay? -Of course. 273 00:22:42,340 --> 00:22:44,010 -Sure? -Sure. 274 00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:47,960 -Shall we go see Freddie? -Okay. But don't take advantage of me. 275 00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:58,980 Give me a break. 276 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:03,600 What do you think I am? Santa Claus? The car's pretty badly damaged. 277 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,000 You have good taste. 278 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:12,390 We're talking about damage that will cost at least $2,000. 279 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:15,620 By the saint. 280 00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:20,420 Where's her sister? 281 00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:26,620 I wouldn't give $2,000 for bullets. to that clown. 282 00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:29,170 -Carajoie? -Who says so. 283 00:23:29,830 --> 00:23:31,580 He's also a sniffer? 284 00:23:31,700 --> 00:23:35,240 -So I won. I want my contract. -Wait a minute. 285 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,450 Okay. 286 00:23:37,470 --> 00:23:39,700 -Hi. Radiation, right? -If he wins... 287 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:42,500 I'll pay for the damages. And to show you who I am... 288 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:47,750 I'll bring radios, TVs, everything everything. What do you think? 289 00:23:47,870 --> 00:23:51,260 -We were not even signing a contract. -Done. 290 00:23:51,750 --> 00:23:56,350 Remember my scent when I come to claim my prize. 291 00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:59,890 Please don't shout. We have to go. 292 00:24:01,370 --> 00:24:06,290 -What are you waiting for? Come on. -You didn't hear my price. 293 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:09,470 What price? Didn't we say to pay for the damage? 294 00:24:09,590 --> 00:24:14,750 No. That's what she asked for. I want something else. I want... 295 00:24:15,190 --> 00:24:16,730 -my own taxi. -Excuse me? 296 00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:17,910 Exactly. 297 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,660 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 298 00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:24,330 Have you ever sung in front of an audience? 299 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:26,330 No, never. 300 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:28,830 I want your honest opinion on country music. 301 00:24:29,070 --> 00:24:30,590 It's for the rubble. 302 00:24:30,710 --> 00:24:34,500 "For the rubble." That's a very big word. 303 00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:36,620 We are in complete agreement. 304 00:24:36,900 --> 00:24:39,290 -And now get out. -Nice apartment. 305 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,510 I know. 306 00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:43,330 -Take care. -Have fun. 307 00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:47,660 Are you upset that I asked for a cab? 308 00:24:47,780 --> 00:24:51,040 Let me put it another way. I expect everything from you. 309 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,120 We need to start rehearsals right away. 310 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,370 -I'll sing a song, won't I? -You've got to learn about 50. 311 00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:02,250 And in Reinstone, they have a tradition of shouting down young singers. 312 00:25:02,570 --> 00:25:06,370 -Do you play an instrument? -I have an instrument that I scratch. 313 00:25:06,650 --> 00:25:10,190 Come from my house to me teach me a new song. 314 00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:14,660 Can I come to your house? So you can show me your instrument? 315 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:18,990 I'm not kidding. I do have a big instrument. 316 00:25:19,580 --> 00:25:20,680 Thank you. 317 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,920 Let's go to your house to show me your instrument. 318 00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,210 And I hope it's something that plays music. 319 00:25:28,250 --> 00:25:29,490 Done. 320 00:25:30,540 --> 00:25:32,620 MARTINELLI FUNERAL HOME 321 00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,980 You live in a funeral home? 322 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:39,660 I live above a funeral home. Come on. Come on. 323 00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:43,890 We'll take my private elevator. 324 00:25:46,660 --> 00:25:47,680 Where are we going? 325 00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:49,320 Let's go to the penthouse. 326 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,610 Why don't we go from the front like the rest of the world? 327 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:57,220 Why we should avoid corpses, coffins, zombies, and all that. 328 00:26:02,110 --> 00:26:04,270 I leave the curtains open. 329 00:26:04,740 --> 00:26:05,780 Okay? 330 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:07,290 Come on in. 331 00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:11,660 -Why do you live in a funeral home? -It's my father's. 332 00:26:11,860 --> 00:26:14,580 -Where is the instrument? -In the instrument room. 333 00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:18,470 -In the instrument room? -Doesn't everyone have a room like that? 334 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:21,290 There you go. I told you I had a big organ. 335 00:26:21,410 --> 00:26:24,690 -It is indeed big. -Hold on to warm up a bit. 336 00:26:24,950 --> 00:26:26,380 I don't think so. 337 00:26:27,270 --> 00:26:30,510 -You want to sing something? -Like what? 338 00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:31,950 Anything. 339 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:34,200 Anything? 340 00:26:34,430 --> 00:26:35,450 Done. 341 00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:45,080 It starts like this. 342 00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:36,590 Thank you and your good night. 343 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:38,060 It was good, wasn't it? 344 00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:39,690 See you again. 345 00:27:42,050 --> 00:27:43,740 What the hell is wrong with you? 346 00:27:43,860 --> 00:27:47,220 Are you out of your mind? Didn't you see underneath? 347 00:27:53,290 --> 00:27:55,920 May your mother rest in peace. 348 00:27:56,910 --> 00:27:58,400 I'm so sorry. 349 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,070 I'm sorry. 350 00:28:00,330 --> 00:28:03,750 I don't want you to sing when the store is open. 351 00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:05,430 Who's the chick? 352 00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:07,690 Jake, this is my father. Patera, Jake. 353 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,970 -He waved. -I understand that. 354 00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,540 -Will you stay for dinner? -No. 355 00:28:14,660 --> 00:28:16,530 Sure. Thank you. 356 00:28:17,450 --> 00:28:21,310 -No more rock and roll, you understand? -I swear I'll change my repertoire. 357 00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:26,780 Oh, my God. That chick's got an incredible body. 358 00:28:26,900 --> 00:28:29,290 -Will you handle her? -I'll try. 359 00:28:29,410 --> 00:28:32,800 -If you can't, let me know. -I got it. 360 00:28:32,930 --> 00:28:34,940 -Don't forget it. -Done. 361 00:28:39,330 --> 00:28:40,370 My father. 362 00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:45,200 The screams and gestures had make any sense? 363 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:48,200 The instrument is somewhat untuned. 364 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,190 I didn't say I was the best. 365 00:28:51,610 --> 00:28:52,920 I want a job. 366 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:56,990 Country music is not only work. It's a way of life. 367 00:28:57,110 --> 00:29:01,040 -You want to talk about it when we eat? -You got it. 368 00:29:01,830 --> 00:29:04,480 No romance? It looks pale. 369 00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:57,570 So eat every day or are you planning to open a restaurant? 370 00:29:57,690 --> 00:30:01,270 Thank you, Mom. No. This is how we eat every day. Why? Why? 371 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,680 With this much food you can feed the entire a whole army. 372 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,450 Where we're going to take things is different. 373 00:30:07,570 --> 00:30:09,060 -Where are we going? -What? 374 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:12,260 -Where are you going? -We're going to my home country. 375 00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:14,040 -Where? -Tennessee. 376 00:30:15,830 --> 00:30:18,790 This is his home. Why would he go anywhere else? 377 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:23,040 -He's not going to learn anything here. -Wrong move. 378 00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:28,330 Whatever he had to learn, he learned. His mind is now frozen. 379 00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:31,200 He doesn't have to go anywhere, or learn. 380 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:37,290 Mother, have pity on me, what's in the mind My mind? Have you put a microscope on it? 381 00:30:37,410 --> 00:30:40,240 Nick, you're still immature. 382 00:30:40,620 --> 00:30:42,000 Me, immature? 383 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,440 Sure. Look at your clothes. 384 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,040 Honestly, now. 385 00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,430 Since you didn't accomplish anything here. what are you going to do down there? 386 00:30:49,550 --> 00:30:52,000 Forget it and become a pastry chef. 387 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:56,700 Nick, sonny, you almost had I almost died giving birth to you. 388 00:30:56,820 --> 00:31:01,950 Don't be a cowboy. Sleeping with animals and catch diseases. 389 00:31:02,070 --> 00:31:06,540 If you leave with that woman you'll shame us all. 390 00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:11,670 No one will shame anyone. He's gonna be a country singer. 391 00:31:11,790 --> 00:31:15,300 He will win the bet, my contract, his cab... 392 00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:18,030 but first and foremost, he must go. 393 00:31:18,150 --> 00:31:22,330 Thank you for your hospitality and for giving birth to him. 394 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:26,940 By the way, I promise you I'll get him feed him pizza once a day, okay? 395 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:30,000 You coming? 396 00:31:34,050 --> 00:31:36,310 -You said it very well. -Don't, Nick. 397 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,240 -Just give me a call, okay? -I'll call you. 398 00:31:47,620 --> 00:31:48,620 Goodbye. 399 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,500 VISIT AGAIN THE LEIPERS FORK 400 00:32:39,910 --> 00:32:41,150 Be careful. 401 00:32:41,270 --> 00:32:43,860 We're going to get run over. Watch the shoe. 402 00:32:44,140 --> 00:32:45,650 Watch the shoe. 403 00:32:46,390 --> 00:32:48,390 They kill and they don't pay. 404 00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:50,800 We've made a fool of ourselves. 405 00:32:51,790 --> 00:32:56,550 It's good to adapt as long as you want to be a country singer. 406 00:32:57,450 --> 00:32:58,470 Come on. 407 00:32:58,590 --> 00:33:01,120 -Is it the shoe? -What are you doing, Jake? 408 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,830 Hello, Miss Tubbs. How do you do? Nice to see you. 409 00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:07,580 What are you doing? Have you seen my dad? 410 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:09,200 Not today. 411 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,910 Let me introduce you to a friend of mine from New York, Nick Martinelli. 412 00:33:13,270 --> 00:33:14,370 Good time. 413 00:33:14,910 --> 00:33:17,910 -You say a "good time". -Give us a break. 414 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:19,660 How are the soldiers doing? 415 00:33:19,780 --> 00:33:21,750 That's very mature of you. 416 00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:23,180 There's Dad. 417 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:26,900 I DON'T KNOW. 418 00:33:27,660 --> 00:33:29,700 Don't get smart. 419 00:33:31,750 --> 00:33:33,090 What are you making? 420 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:35,240 A piano. 421 00:33:42,500 --> 00:33:46,620 -He's a bit slow, isn't he? Slow-witted, you don't say anything. 422 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:52,390 -I missed you a lot. -Me too, sweetheart. 423 00:33:52,820 --> 00:33:57,680 -You're too cool. -Thank you. I want you to meet Nick. 424 00:34:00,370 --> 00:34:01,430 Hi. 425 00:34:02,220 --> 00:34:05,440 -What's he doing there? -He's trying to say hello. 426 00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:10,190 -Time is good. What are you doing? -Fine, how are you? 427 00:34:10,410 --> 00:34:12,750 I can't wait to go home. 428 00:34:12,870 --> 00:34:16,910 -Will you carry the bags? -Excuse me. Are we done here? 429 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,620 Is he a bit of a slowpoke? 430 00:34:20,830 --> 00:34:22,810 She's fine, Dad. 431 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,750 Fucking chicks. 432 00:34:32,500 --> 00:34:36,200 I didn't understand what was going to happen if you lose the bet. 433 00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:38,330 Right. What's in it for Freddie? 434 00:34:38,450 --> 00:34:40,290 I just won't take the my contract. 435 00:34:40,410 --> 00:34:42,120 -Just this? -Only. 436 00:34:42,350 --> 00:34:44,960 Tell me, do we have any local news? 437 00:34:45,080 --> 00:34:47,210 Lem Kerner bought a new pig. 438 00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:50,300 It has the biggest bells and whistles you've ever seen. 439 00:34:50,710 --> 00:34:53,730 -Bigger than Starkwell's? -I think so. 440 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,230 -If you want to go later and see it. -Okay. 441 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,830 You want to see it too, Nick? 442 00:35:00,950 --> 00:35:03,120 -Pig's cabbage? -Yes. 443 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:06,370 No, thank you. What I saw today is enough for me. 444 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,140 I'm fine. 445 00:35:41,210 --> 00:35:44,660 -What's with this Nick guy? -He needs a job, but he'll get it done. 446 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:48,620 -I mean if there's something between you. -Don't talk nonsense, Dad. 447 00:35:48,830 --> 00:35:54,000 It's not foolish for a father to want to see his daughter settle down. 448 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:57,830 When you told me that again. you introduced me to Barnett Cale. 449 00:35:58,410 --> 00:36:00,530 I'm sorry about that. 450 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:05,470 And while we're on the subject, he knows you came with this Nick guy. 451 00:36:05,710 --> 00:36:08,780 It would be better if he stayed away from both of us. 452 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:15,240 Great rehearsal. Let's give the platform to our new star. Come on, Nick. 453 00:36:15,430 --> 00:36:16,510 Done. 454 00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:21,480 I am very happy to be here. 455 00:36:22,290 --> 00:36:27,450 Thank you for participating in my first live concert. 456 00:36:28,290 --> 00:36:30,630 I have a special song... 457 00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:33,640 from my neighborhood, and it goes like this... 458 00:37:22,130 --> 00:37:23,860 The guitar needs tuning. 459 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:30,740 You scared me, kid. 460 00:37:30,860 --> 00:37:33,190 I thought you were going to explode. 461 00:37:33,410 --> 00:37:35,170 -Let me do it again. -No. 462 00:37:35,580 --> 00:37:37,580 I want your honest opinion. 463 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:42,210 Let me show you how it moves of a real country singer. 464 00:37:44,790 --> 00:37:47,060 - Is that all? -That's country music. 465 00:37:47,180 --> 00:37:48,850 This is called rigor mortis. 466 00:37:49,830 --> 00:37:52,630 You're an exception. Give me a chord. 467 00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:58,510 -Can you play something in country? -And you ask? 468 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:00,190 Listen. 469 00:38:34,460 --> 00:38:36,670 You'll be all right, kid. 470 00:38:36,930 --> 00:38:39,140 -I was doing well. -Calm down. 471 00:38:39,490 --> 00:38:40,930 Say what I say. 472 00:39:12,650 --> 00:39:14,540 Shall we go see the pig? 473 00:39:15,210 --> 00:39:18,870 You're a joker, kid, but not a country singer. 474 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,740 He's gonna be a singer, Dad. He needs intensive lessons. 475 00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:26,620 But first he will learn from horses. 476 00:39:27,290 --> 00:39:29,280 Is this standard procedure? 477 00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,250 You are a special case. 478 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:33,020 Really, how do I look? 479 00:39:33,140 --> 00:39:36,040 You're not wearing the right clothes. 480 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,670 Don't they fit the occasion? Stop the burger. 481 00:39:40,210 --> 00:39:43,160 I'm caught. If you know what I mean. 482 00:39:58,750 --> 00:40:00,780 -This is a horse. -I suspected as much. 483 00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:03,040 Caress it, it doesn't bite. 484 00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,290 Two things you need to know about horses. 485 00:40:05,410 --> 00:40:08,960 First, don't stand behind them so they don't kick you... 486 00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:15,100 And that's the second one. 487 00:40:15,220 --> 00:40:17,110 There goes the dance contest. 488 00:40:31,580 --> 00:40:34,670 Come on, Nick. Come on, have fun with us. 489 00:40:34,790 --> 00:40:39,020 Play music with us. You should have fun. 490 00:40:39,210 --> 00:40:40,260 That's what I do. 491 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,990 I thought you liked it. 492 00:40:43,710 --> 00:40:45,570 Don't be a jerk. 493 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:56,370 We had fun. 494 00:40:57,890 --> 00:40:59,270 Try again. 495 00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:01,670 I know a guy so ugly... 496 00:41:01,820 --> 00:41:06,500 who hangs a steak around his neck to play with his dog. 497 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:11,210 You have to say it more vividly. Feel it. 498 00:41:11,410 --> 00:41:12,840 Let's go again. 499 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,930 I know a very ugly guy... 500 00:41:15,050 --> 00:41:19,750 who hangs a steak around his neck to play with his dog. 501 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,220 Wait. 502 00:41:21,490 --> 00:41:22,540 Me? 503 00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:26,080 The real cowboys stir the peas and potatoes. 504 00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:28,710 Useful information. 505 00:41:31,150 --> 00:41:33,540 -What are you doing? -I want to put butter on it. 506 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:35,870 You need to wet your toast. 507 00:41:36,150 --> 00:41:42,100 I don't want to get my toast wet. I just want to butter it. 508 00:41:42,270 --> 00:41:45,910 -I'm showing you how we do it. -I know how you do it. 509 00:41:45,910 --> 00:41:47,500 You have no idea. 510 00:41:47,620 --> 00:41:50,370 I'll eat my food the way I want. 511 00:41:50,490 --> 00:41:52,750 You have to learn the basics. 512 00:41:53,940 --> 00:41:55,050 The basics. 513 00:41:55,170 --> 00:41:57,710 That is, the way you do it. 514 00:41:57,830 --> 00:41:59,790 Let me get this straight. 515 00:41:59,910 --> 00:42:03,000 Very tasty. This is delicious too. 516 00:42:03,330 --> 00:42:05,030 Let me try this one. 517 00:42:05,500 --> 00:42:09,710 -That's very mature of you. -At least I'm not a spastic. 518 00:42:09,710 --> 00:42:10,540 Excuse me? 519 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:15,640 You've been getting on my nerves with your with your instructions. Leave me alone. 520 00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,120 I want to make you famous and you take it as a joke. 521 00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,310 Is that bad? 522 00:42:20,330 --> 00:42:23,810 Yes. When your future is at stake and you're acting like a stork. 523 00:42:25,210 --> 00:42:26,320 Sturnos? 524 00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:27,720 Turnip. 525 00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:30,890 If you don't care, I won't give you explain what it means. 526 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:34,710 Nicholas is leaving. 527 00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,280 Where are you going? 528 00:42:39,870 --> 00:42:42,090 I'm going to the cesspool to relieve myself. 529 00:42:54,330 --> 00:42:56,770 The stork called me a nerd. 530 00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:58,210 Unheard of. 531 00:42:59,130 --> 00:43:01,340 Could you pass me the toast, please? 532 00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:04,250 You think I'm a nerd? 533 00:43:04,250 --> 00:43:05,250 Well... 534 00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:07,180 I want the truth. 535 00:43:07,580 --> 00:43:10,160 Give me the toast first. and I'll tell you. 536 00:43:10,660 --> 00:43:12,070 Never mind. 537 00:43:13,390 --> 00:43:15,070 It's very dark. 538 00:43:15,190 --> 00:43:18,420 What we call "pitch" darkness. 539 00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,020 Okay. 540 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,630 Thank you, God. I'll be a good boy. Taxi. 541 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,500 Are you okay? 542 00:43:38,420 --> 00:43:39,500 Get in. 543 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,290 I don't need a ride. I have my own car. 544 00:43:47,410 --> 00:43:49,040 Don't you want to come in? 545 00:43:49,250 --> 00:43:53,710 I'm a surveyor and I check the country roads. 546 00:43:53,830 --> 00:43:58,040 I would like to know what you think about this road here. 547 00:43:58,270 --> 00:44:00,470 I said get in. 548 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:06,290 I told you I'm busy. Go ahead or I'll call the police. 549 00:44:06,290 --> 00:44:08,160 You're blocking traffic. 550 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,570 He was definitely a maniac axe murderer. 551 00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:24,630 What am I doing here? 552 00:44:25,250 --> 00:44:27,680 The place is full of them. 553 00:44:56,590 --> 00:44:58,780 How nice. Country music. 554 00:44:59,080 --> 00:45:00,170 There you go. 555 00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:22,410 To thank the table 3 for the applause. 556 00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:24,500 It enslaves us. 557 00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:28,820 We're going to take a short break and we'll come back. 558 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:31,880 Our audience is going nuts. 559 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,590 I want plenty of foam in my beer. 560 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,650 Are you from the city? 561 00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:06,040 -From a big city. -Knoxville? 562 00:46:06,630 --> 00:46:08,000 New York. 563 00:46:08,250 --> 00:46:10,210 Pizzas, discotheques... 564 00:46:10,330 --> 00:46:11,750 room service. 565 00:46:13,250 --> 00:46:17,450 Did you hear that? The guy's from New York. 566 00:46:17,750 --> 00:46:22,330 Don't make too much noise. I don't want us to be a spectacle. 567 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,080 Give me a break. 568 00:46:25,540 --> 00:46:29,960 How are the mobsters doing? these days? 569 00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:35,810 Fine, as always. They get killed at work. 570 00:46:38,410 --> 00:46:40,700 Can I ask you something? 571 00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:42,850 How is it... 572 00:46:43,830 --> 00:46:45,440 taking heroin? 573 00:46:46,290 --> 00:46:47,370 Excuse me? 574 00:46:47,830 --> 00:46:51,290 What is it like when you take heroin? 575 00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:56,960 How I dislike cowboys. 576 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:59,450 Cowboys? Where did you see them? 577 00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:02,780 Get a crew to do fumigation. 578 00:47:05,860 --> 00:47:10,580 -You're a cowboy case, aren't you? -With sympathy, man. 579 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:12,830 Let's talk. 580 00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,430 What's your name, city boy? 581 00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:19,090 Nick Martinelli. 582 00:47:20,150 --> 00:47:23,210 Well, well, well, well, well. 583 00:47:24,870 --> 00:47:26,850 Just kidding. 584 00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:29,500 My name is Barnett Cale. 585 00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:33,540 Well, well, well, well, well. 586 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:39,410 You wanna go get a case of beer? and tell me some news from the city? 587 00:47:39,410 --> 00:47:42,960 Done. Grab a couple of beers. for my buddy. 588 00:47:43,250 --> 00:47:44,780 Let me guess... 589 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,570 Your hobby is autopsies? 590 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,160 What about you, slugs? 591 00:47:57,410 --> 00:47:59,600 They make a lot of noise. 592 00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:04,980 Good morning, Mom. 593 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:08,390 I want you to make me coffee and eggs... 594 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:18,870 I'm in the mud... 595 00:48:19,310 --> 00:48:21,470 and I'm looking at a duck. 596 00:48:30,790 --> 00:48:32,200 Good time. 597 00:48:33,160 --> 00:48:34,410 What are you doing here? 598 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,000 I hang out with the ducks. 599 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,760 -I feel terrible. -You feel like crap. 600 00:48:42,460 --> 00:48:47,090 Did you have to get wasted? I don't know how you made it home. 601 00:48:47,210 --> 00:48:48,910 Crawling. 602 00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:51,910 But I did it with guts. If you could see me, you'd be proud of me. 603 00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:53,910 See you, guys. 604 00:48:54,370 --> 00:48:56,020 Where did you go last night? 605 00:48:56,660 --> 00:48:59,040 I found a guy and we got together. 606 00:48:59,510 --> 00:49:03,790 We became a dyke and we partied until the roosters were crowing. 607 00:49:04,660 --> 00:49:08,350 And we drank a field of beer. 608 00:49:08,470 --> 00:49:09,910 Why are you talking like that? 609 00:49:09,910 --> 00:49:14,610 The guy talked like that all night. He's kidding, right? 610 00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:17,860 Wasn't it fun when I did it? 611 00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:20,090 You acted like a little Hitler. 612 00:49:20,340 --> 00:49:23,170 So, in order to know you, I'm gonna have to I have to be more fun? 613 00:49:23,290 --> 00:49:27,370 Maybe I'll learn a little better that way. But how are you going to be fun? 614 00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,720 Then let your friend help us. 615 00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,220 This guy is more fun ...than a bunch of dice. 616 00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,410 -What does that mean? -I have no idea. 617 00:49:39,210 --> 00:49:40,730 Who's the joker? 618 00:49:40,960 --> 00:49:42,250 Wait a minute... 619 00:49:42,500 --> 00:49:43,560 Kale. 620 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,620 -Barnett? -Kale. 621 00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:47,400 Barnett Cale? 622 00:49:47,580 --> 00:49:49,530 -Exactly. -That son of a bitch? 623 00:49:49,790 --> 00:49:51,790 I don't believe my ears. 624 00:49:51,910 --> 00:49:56,000 All the guy did was cheat on me and lie to me. 625 00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,410 Don't tell me he's pissed? 626 00:49:58,660 --> 00:50:02,290 In this place you can you can say and do whatever you want. 627 00:50:02,290 --> 00:50:08,710 But if you want to live, I'd suggest that you never mention that name again. 628 00:50:09,540 --> 00:50:12,020 So I shouldn't invite him to dinner. 629 00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:13,200 No. 630 00:50:18,410 --> 00:50:21,120 Hard thing to do family problems. 631 00:50:52,790 --> 00:50:54,810 Wonderful, really. 632 00:50:55,410 --> 00:50:58,370 I want to apologize to you for what happened. 633 00:50:58,370 --> 00:51:01,620 I didn't know there was an issue with the press. 634 00:51:01,790 --> 00:51:04,410 -We used to sing together. -Like you and me? 635 00:51:04,530 --> 00:51:06,120 I was with him. 636 00:51:06,620 --> 00:51:08,710 Don't worry about it. 637 00:51:09,370 --> 00:51:13,660 Don't say that because I like to learning about other people's pasts. 638 00:51:14,010 --> 00:51:16,090 I have it as a hobby. 639 00:51:16,660 --> 00:51:19,480 So I want you to give me confess everything. 640 00:51:20,380 --> 00:51:21,440 Okay. 641 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,230 He put me on the job. When he got into drinking, I left him. 642 00:51:25,500 --> 00:51:27,060 -Just this? -Only. 643 00:51:27,370 --> 00:51:30,370 I don't have time to teach you everything about country music... 644 00:51:30,490 --> 00:51:33,370 nor will I promise how we're gonna have fun... 645 00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:36,580 but I'll try not to be exaggerating. 646 00:51:37,930 --> 00:51:39,900 Stop the music. 647 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,910 I wouldn't have met him if if you hadn't called me a stooge. 648 00:51:46,290 --> 00:51:49,750 -So it's my fault? -I didn't say it was your fault. 649 00:51:50,370 --> 00:51:53,420 but all my life I've been surrounded storms. 650 00:51:54,230 --> 00:51:56,050 I have a cousin... 651 00:51:57,620 --> 00:51:59,700 who is a professional steward. 652 00:51:59,940 --> 00:52:03,370 The two guys we grew up with are definitely stooges. 653 00:52:03,490 --> 00:52:06,370 And the girl I was escorting to the prom... 654 00:52:06,490 --> 00:52:10,910 was not a sturgeon, but now she's homeless... 655 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:16,820 You could say that life is a disappointment. 656 00:52:17,290 --> 00:52:22,100 This is a sad story. 657 00:52:25,210 --> 00:52:27,710 Did I tell you my dog died? 658 00:52:27,910 --> 00:52:30,000 No, you didn't tell me. 659 00:52:31,000 --> 00:52:32,830 It was tragic. 660 00:52:33,790 --> 00:52:37,710 You gotta be kidding me. But you do, get your own cab? 661 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:41,060 Sure. As much as you want and your contract. 662 00:52:41,330 --> 00:52:43,670 You have to work hard to get it. 663 00:52:43,790 --> 00:52:47,790 I'll help you as much as I can. if you help me. 664 00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:51,960 You bet. You got a deal, cowgirl. 665 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:53,500 Okay? 666 00:52:55,750 --> 00:53:00,330 The band will be here soon and I've got your clothes ready for you. 667 00:53:00,450 --> 00:53:02,210 -Seriously? -You're gonna love it. 668 00:53:02,210 --> 00:53:05,860 I love new clothes. See you later. 669 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:25,850 Budweiser, you created a monster... 670 00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:30,140 called Dearlstein. 671 00:53:31,180 --> 00:53:36,060 In a lab, under the tavern, in the alley... 672 00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:40,240 makes beers with a lot of passion... 673 00:53:41,450 --> 00:53:46,640 and in there Dr. Bud puts blood and poison... 674 00:53:46,760 --> 00:53:50,470 and whenever I drink them I'm eaten by a junkie. 675 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:56,570 Budweiser, you created a monster... 676 00:53:56,820 --> 00:54:00,570 and my name is Durlastein... 677 00:54:01,850 --> 00:54:07,810 and my name is Durlastein... 678 00:54:09,630 --> 00:54:11,280 I'm Dearlstein. 679 00:54:12,140 --> 00:54:13,930 I'm Dearlstein. 680 00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:23,120 You look very handsome in those clothes. 681 00:54:23,580 --> 00:54:25,740 They suit you perfectly. 682 00:54:27,460 --> 00:54:30,840 You did good, Nick. You made me proud. 683 00:54:31,870 --> 00:54:34,510 -How do you like the clothes? -I hate your tailor. 684 00:54:34,630 --> 00:54:35,790 What's wrong with you? 685 00:54:35,910 --> 00:54:39,370 I've made a fool of myself. I'm a taxi driver. I'm not a cowboy. 686 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:42,750 Life has its difficulties, right? 687 00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,350 Don't sprain my fur. 688 00:54:45,830 --> 00:54:48,880 You want to practice a little and your walking? 689 00:54:50,540 --> 00:54:53,040 See how I walk. 690 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:59,470 This walk takes a little shaking, a little pride and a little spunk. 691 00:54:59,590 --> 00:55:03,000 -You see me? Can you do it? -No problem. 692 00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,660 Show me. 693 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:11,100 I must be a shaking, shaking, shaking like I'm some kind of legionnaire. 694 00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,790 -Don't jump around. -Look who's talking. 695 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,810 Have you ever had an itch in your crotch? 696 00:55:16,930 --> 00:55:19,430 Do ladies ask such questions? 697 00:55:19,550 --> 00:55:20,710 Did you? 698 00:55:20,730 --> 00:55:25,120 You'll never know because this I'll take this secret to my grave. 699 00:55:32,710 --> 00:55:33,780 Good time. 700 00:55:34,330 --> 00:55:35,960 Hello, Barnett. 701 00:55:40,790 --> 00:55:43,440 Continue practicing. Go back and forth. 702 00:55:43,980 --> 00:55:45,270 Hey, Jake. 703 00:55:45,590 --> 00:55:48,830 It's good to see you. You look beautiful, as always. 704 00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:50,780 You're doing well, keep going. 705 00:55:51,500 --> 00:55:55,510 With this outfit, I'm sure she's rehearsing for Halloween. 706 00:55:55,830 --> 00:55:58,040 Lean more. 707 00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,870 Don't bother us when we're working. 708 00:56:01,070 --> 00:56:02,300 Are you working? 709 00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:05,110 And what kind of work does he do? 710 00:56:05,660 --> 00:56:07,980 You're doing well. Don't lean forward. 711 00:56:08,100 --> 00:56:10,910 Be supportive, but, why is he doing this? 712 00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:14,290 I'm teaching him to walk like a cowboy. You got a problem with that? 713 00:56:16,230 --> 00:56:19,860 -Did you ever have an itchy crotch? -What's wrong with that thing? 714 00:56:19,980 --> 00:56:21,830 Remember how it made you walk? 715 00:56:21,950 --> 00:56:24,620 Try it. Walk like this. 716 00:56:31,410 --> 00:56:34,040 -That's right. -I'm like Frankenstein. 717 00:56:34,210 --> 00:56:38,640 -It's better, isn't it? -I got the cologne. 718 00:56:39,370 --> 00:56:43,620 With a couple of hours on horseback you'll walk like Roy Rogers. 719 00:56:43,620 --> 00:56:47,290 He's probably walking like Dale Evans. 720 00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:05,230 Here's how we park in Tennessee. 721 00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:07,640 What are you doing, Barnett? 722 00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,620 Hello. Take care of my vehicle. 723 00:57:10,810 --> 00:57:13,130 Barnett, I've had too much already. 724 00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:15,360 Don't be silly. Wait a minute. 725 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:19,370 I told you about the time Jake and I took a naked bath? 726 00:57:19,490 --> 00:57:22,960 -You told me. -Then I'll tell you... 727 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,830 for when we had gone at the Tasty Freeze... 728 00:57:25,830 --> 00:57:29,370 You told me that too. 729 00:57:30,210 --> 00:57:32,220 Anyway... 730 00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:36,490 me and Jake we go way back. 731 00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:40,380 How long have you known her? 732 00:57:42,590 --> 00:57:43,900 What time is it? 733 00:57:47,060 --> 00:57:49,700 I love you, man. 734 00:57:49,870 --> 00:57:52,700 I'm going for the good guy. 735 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:55,600 Isoma... 736 00:57:56,550 --> 00:57:59,220 The door slammed in my face. What are you doing, Luke? 737 00:57:59,460 --> 00:58:02,730 -How are you doing? -Fine. 738 00:58:02,850 --> 00:58:05,620 -I am very happy. -This is Nick Martignonello. 739 00:58:05,620 --> 00:58:09,280 -Martinelli. -Nick Martinelli. 740 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:11,170 Will you have another beer? 741 00:58:11,370 --> 00:58:13,960 -I've had enough. -Nonsense. Bartender? 742 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,680 -Enough. -Are you breaking up with us? 743 00:58:16,800 --> 00:58:18,660 -Listen to me, Molt... -Walt. 744 00:58:19,530 --> 00:58:23,200 I'm not that thirsty but still, thank you. 745 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,120 What's your problem, kid? 746 00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:27,710 Why? Are you a doctor? 747 00:58:33,410 --> 00:58:34,910 Shall we dance, cowboy? 748 00:58:35,240 --> 00:58:37,070 Sure. 749 00:58:37,390 --> 00:58:39,570 And I thought you weren't coming. 750 00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,440 See you later, good guys. 751 00:58:44,790 --> 00:58:47,150 She's crazy about me. 752 00:58:52,210 --> 00:58:53,990 I hate this guy. 753 00:58:59,330 --> 00:59:00,500 So? 754 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,020 In New York, you told me not to to spread my legs. 755 00:59:04,140 --> 00:59:06,170 Now we're in Tennessee. 756 00:59:09,460 --> 00:59:11,470 And I'm very happy about that. 757 00:59:16,540 --> 00:59:18,830 Easy, guys. 758 00:59:20,580 --> 00:59:22,780 -It's good. -What do you mean? 759 00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:26,280 That is, the whole thing isn't so bad. 760 00:59:26,980 --> 00:59:28,090 Well done. 761 00:59:28,330 --> 00:59:30,630 Keep going with that accent. 762 00:59:31,190 --> 00:59:34,440 I'll tell you something I hope that won't hurt you. 763 00:59:35,280 --> 00:59:40,050 At first I thought you'd be a complete failure. 764 00:59:40,370 --> 00:59:43,460 And that it would be better to train a pig. 765 00:59:43,830 --> 00:59:45,980 How you make me like this. 766 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,600 He still wants me. 767 00:59:52,260 --> 00:59:53,850 But in the end... 768 00:59:53,970 --> 00:59:56,370 Sorry, buddy. May I interrupt? 769 00:59:56,490 --> 00:59:59,660 -No, you can't, buddy. -Excuse me? 770 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:03,690 We're fine here, buddy. Go somewhere else. 771 01:00:04,660 --> 01:00:05,730 Thank you. 772 01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:17,240 She's out of her mind. 773 01:00:19,080 --> 01:00:20,310 I want to dance. 774 01:00:20,830 --> 01:00:23,190 Barnett is not happy at all. 775 01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:26,430 Love hurts. 776 01:00:27,350 --> 01:00:30,990 Did I spoil your company, good guys? 777 01:00:31,110 --> 01:00:34,670 You ruined it for us, but I forgive you, Jake... 778 01:00:37,710 --> 01:00:40,030 Did we hit a wall, Jake? 779 01:00:41,790 --> 01:00:42,970 Hello, Molt. 780 01:00:43,090 --> 01:00:45,190 Barnett wants to dance. 781 01:00:45,380 --> 01:00:47,380 All right, go ahead. dance with him. 782 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:50,550 Come on, Jake. Love hurts. 783 01:00:57,660 --> 01:01:00,140 Barnette, he's stealing your woman. 784 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:04,500 You're gonna let the wise guy city slicker make a fool of you? 785 01:01:04,750 --> 01:01:06,710 Are you saying I'm an embarrassment? 786 01:01:07,210 --> 01:01:09,140 Not me. He did. 787 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,790 -Nice dress. -You like it? 788 01:01:11,910 --> 01:01:16,080 Yes. It's kind of revealing, but nice. 789 01:01:17,330 --> 01:01:22,430 I like to speak openly, because that's my character. 790 01:01:22,620 --> 01:01:26,220 And I think something is going on between us. 791 01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:27,290 Really? 792 01:01:27,410 --> 01:01:31,330 Something tells me that the you say that a lot. 793 01:01:31,450 --> 01:01:34,160 True, but this time I mean it. 794 01:01:35,790 --> 01:01:37,470 You don't even know me. 795 01:01:38,750 --> 01:01:41,110 I know what I need to know. 796 01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:47,320 The buddies have stopped to be buddies. 797 01:01:48,790 --> 01:01:50,780 I knew we'd get here. 798 01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:53,230 Don't make a fuss no matter what happens. 799 01:01:53,350 --> 01:01:55,300 -I like that. -What? 800 01:01:55,420 --> 01:01:56,790 You're worried about me. 801 01:01:56,910 --> 01:02:00,970 Of course I'm worried. How will sing if you have no teeth? 802 01:02:01,090 --> 01:02:04,210 Is that all I'm worth to you? 803 01:02:08,910 --> 01:02:12,670 I didn't know you liked them. slimy types, Jake. 804 01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:16,370 I thought you liked him. 805 01:02:17,210 --> 01:02:19,330 Barnett, watch your language... 806 01:02:19,450 --> 01:02:24,290 because this one's gonna make you black in the and he's gonna kick your ass and break your ribs. 807 01:02:24,830 --> 01:02:28,830 -Can I have you as a decoy? -Don't you have a tongue, you faggot? 808 01:02:29,370 --> 01:02:31,900 -Calm down, Puke. -Luke. 809 01:02:33,590 --> 01:02:36,290 Leave us alone. What are you trying to prove? 810 01:02:36,580 --> 01:02:39,410 That I'm not I'm not embarrassed by anyone. 811 01:02:44,590 --> 01:02:47,590 You're doing fine on your own. 812 01:02:48,650 --> 01:02:50,150 Let's go, Nick. 813 01:02:50,270 --> 01:02:52,480 Should Nick back down? 814 01:02:53,860 --> 01:02:56,090 Only this time for your sake. 815 01:02:56,210 --> 01:02:57,250 Chlechle. 816 01:03:02,910 --> 01:03:06,000 Are you okay? Your teeth are all in place? 817 01:03:06,410 --> 01:03:09,100 You know you're no fun at all? 818 01:03:09,300 --> 01:03:13,550 I don't know about you, but I already I've already had enough fun. Shall we go? 819 01:03:13,670 --> 01:03:16,000 Shall we go? I'll beat the shit out of him. 820 01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,830 If you fight, I'll cancel the bet. Understand? 821 01:03:19,110 --> 01:03:20,250 Do you understand? 822 01:03:21,940 --> 01:03:24,640 -Yes, Mom. -Good. We're leaving. 823 01:03:40,290 --> 01:03:42,310 You gave it to him and he understood. 824 01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:48,270 Why are you pissed off? It's no big deal. 825 01:03:48,390 --> 01:03:50,590 -For you. -After the matter is over. 826 01:03:50,710 --> 01:03:53,680 -For you. -Why do you want to go back inside? 827 01:03:53,800 --> 01:03:55,750 Because I can't help it. 828 01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:57,580 You can if you want to. 829 01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,330 -Do you know what an Italian feud is? -Yeah, so? 830 01:04:00,450 --> 01:04:02,670 -Our own invention. -What are you talking about? 831 01:04:02,790 --> 01:04:05,590 Then go back inside and get your ass kicked. 832 01:04:05,710 --> 01:04:06,760 Excuse me? 833 01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,270 Don't say that because you're not you haven't seen me in action. 834 01:04:10,910 --> 01:04:14,160 Those who kill themselves to play it men don't impress me at all. 835 01:04:16,010 --> 01:04:18,400 You won't leave us? 836 01:04:33,460 --> 01:04:35,520 You have a point. 837 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:39,280 It's not right for me to interfere with your past. 838 01:04:39,400 --> 01:04:43,380 It just seems incredible to me that you almost got engaged to that guy. 839 01:04:43,500 --> 01:04:47,240 -What almost happened? We were engaged. -No way. 840 01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:49,530 No, don't tell me that. 841 01:04:49,650 --> 01:04:52,220 You ruined my view I had of you. 842 01:04:52,340 --> 01:04:55,640 I thought you were past it. all of this. But I guess not. 843 01:04:56,630 --> 01:05:00,000 I have to reconsider my opinion that I had formed about you. 844 01:05:00,210 --> 01:05:02,000 Let me think about it. 845 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:05,780 You and I are human. He's sort of human. 846 01:05:06,410 --> 01:05:07,840 But Nick is forgiving. 847 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:10,070 Nick forgives everyone. 848 01:05:10,430 --> 01:05:14,290 -You're a great guy, Nick. -I know. 849 01:05:14,410 --> 01:05:16,750 And you're a show-off. 850 01:05:16,870 --> 01:05:18,240 And I know that. 851 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:54,000 -Am I right? -You're doing fine. 852 01:05:59,580 --> 01:06:02,410 You have improved a lot. 853 01:06:02,410 --> 01:06:05,340 Daddy is rested like my guitar. 854 01:06:09,160 --> 01:06:11,000 What I'm saying... 855 01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:13,710 is that I'm not in love... 856 01:06:13,830 --> 01:06:16,290 but that I'm just sleepy. 857 01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:23,830 -I see we're in a good mood tonight. -I'm certainly in a good mood tonight. 858 01:06:23,960 --> 01:06:26,780 -How's your jaw? -Fine. 859 01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:32,800 Do you want to rehearse some more the last song? 860 01:06:33,170 --> 01:06:34,290 -Now? -Yes. 861 01:06:34,410 --> 01:06:37,500 -Sure, let's go to yours... -Mine... 862 01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:41,430 -Why not? You need... -It's quiet... 863 01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:43,110 a little practice. 864 01:06:43,500 --> 01:06:46,160 And as you practice, you get better. 865 01:06:46,430 --> 01:06:49,220 Are you going to make noise all night? 866 01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,830 Good night, kids. 867 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:55,200 -Bre dad. -Just in time, Dad. 868 01:06:58,460 --> 01:07:00,850 Should we save it for another time? 869 01:07:01,040 --> 01:07:03,710 Anyway, you need... 870 01:07:03,830 --> 01:07:07,330 -the practice. -we're going to get a workout. 871 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:10,200 -Good night, Nick. -Good night, Jake. 872 01:07:13,790 --> 01:07:16,710 How are you gonna get through this night, Nick? 873 01:07:16,830 --> 01:07:18,450 How the hell? 874 01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,370 Damn. 875 01:07:29,830 --> 01:07:31,260 Good night, Jake. 876 01:07:32,620 --> 01:07:34,260 Good night, Dad. 877 01:07:35,160 --> 01:07:36,580 Good night, Nick. 878 01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,640 Good night, Noah. 879 01:07:39,430 --> 01:07:40,870 Good night, Nick. 880 01:07:41,720 --> 01:07:43,190 Good night, Jake. 881 01:07:45,130 --> 01:07:46,910 How I hate rednecks. 882 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:48,350 It's really getting to be a bummer in you, sonny? 883 01:08:48,620 --> 01:08:50,580 I have her in my heart. 884 01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:12,350 Thank you very much. 885 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:17,390 Thank you. 886 01:09:17,510 --> 01:09:20,040 Thank you all for the your warm applause. 887 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:23,930 I have a surprise for you tonight and I will I'd like to introduce you to someone. 888 01:09:24,140 --> 01:09:29,460 He's a special guest, popular in many parts of our country. 889 01:09:29,460 --> 01:09:31,080 Since when? 890 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:35,960 Tomorrow he is to make his first appearance in New York City. 891 01:09:36,080 --> 01:09:39,810 Please welcome to Nick Martin. 892 01:09:42,530 --> 01:09:43,580 Come on. 893 01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:46,360 My legs have been cut off. Forget it. 894 01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:49,910 Excuse me. I'll be right back. 895 01:09:51,940 --> 01:09:54,220 I don't want to do it. That's it. 896 01:09:54,410 --> 01:09:55,780 Don't be nervous. 897 01:09:55,900 --> 01:09:59,400 I don't. My lips are just numb. Never mind. 898 01:10:00,980 --> 01:10:05,330 It's normal. When I first came out I thought I was going to die. 899 01:10:05,450 --> 01:10:10,290 I had a headache, stomach upset. and a lump in my throat. 900 01:10:10,540 --> 01:10:12,530 -And what did you do? -I came in. 901 01:10:13,470 --> 01:10:16,140 Thank you. You've lifted my spirits. 902 01:10:16,260 --> 01:10:19,020 You'll be fine. Remember how we walk. 903 01:10:28,540 --> 01:10:30,450 His crotch itches. 904 01:10:35,790 --> 01:10:38,290 This is my first time on stage. 905 01:10:38,410 --> 01:10:40,740 Do us a favor and come down. 906 01:10:46,700 --> 01:10:50,350 It's good to see the my fans here tonight. 907 01:10:51,970 --> 01:10:55,460 Do you take us for idiots? You don't know anything about country music. 908 01:11:02,160 --> 01:11:05,040 How do you know Barnett came by your house? 909 01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:07,530 He didn't flush and the cat got knocked up. 910 01:11:10,170 --> 01:11:11,980 Classic Barnett. 911 01:11:18,480 --> 01:11:20,310 You know what, Barnett? 912 01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:23,390 Does your bladder have a problem? 913 01:11:23,510 --> 01:11:26,580 You have a rusty zipper and yellow boots. 914 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:31,250 He knows Barnett very well. 915 01:11:32,150 --> 01:11:35,970 Your joke is colder than a freezer. 916 01:11:39,210 --> 01:11:42,700 What kind of appearance is that? Did you comb your hair with a fishbone? 917 01:11:46,710 --> 01:11:47,980 That's enough. 918 01:11:51,370 --> 01:11:55,780 Time to start the first one, and and probably my last performance. 919 01:12:02,290 --> 01:12:05,080 Watch the tone. Let's go a little faster. 920 01:12:12,950 --> 01:12:14,230 I'm fine. 921 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:27,580 Thank you, me and my mom. 922 01:15:27,750 --> 01:15:30,980 -You did it. -About. 923 01:15:31,170 --> 01:15:32,960 You're ready for New York. 924 01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:34,680 Not yet. 925 01:15:37,460 --> 01:15:39,100 Wait a minute, Nick. 926 01:15:41,290 --> 01:15:43,830 -What are you going to do? -To get my blood back. 927 01:15:43,950 --> 01:15:45,670 Violence is not a solution. 928 01:15:45,790 --> 01:15:48,080 Never mind me. 929 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:55,090 Take that, cowboy of the bad old days. 930 01:15:55,210 --> 01:15:58,160 -Did you see it, John Wayne, female? -He deserved it. 931 01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:00,750 -I had to do this. -You're late. 932 01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:03,560 -I owed him. -Next time. 933 01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:06,510 -You gave me a nosebleed. -Hey, leave us alone. 934 01:16:08,870 --> 01:16:12,000 -You'll give me a complex. -You wanna sing a little song? 935 01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:14,750 -What about my complex? -I'm glad to see you. 936 01:16:14,870 --> 01:16:17,170 You insult my manhood. 937 01:16:18,290 --> 01:16:19,910 Now I'm angry. 938 01:16:22,670 --> 01:16:26,140 -How do I handle it? -You just handled it. 939 01:16:28,790 --> 01:16:32,460 My hero. And he's just getting warmed up. 940 01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:35,990 -Can I have you as my agent? -You want Nick to sing again? 941 01:16:36,170 --> 01:16:37,510 That's a great idea. 942 01:16:38,070 --> 01:16:41,130 I will dedicate it to you and especially to you. 943 01:16:44,980 --> 01:16:46,120 What do we do? 944 01:16:49,080 --> 01:16:52,390 Leave him alone. I'm never going to do it anyway. I never liked the son of a bitch. 945 01:18:04,290 --> 01:18:05,570 Hello, Tennessee. 946 01:18:05,830 --> 01:18:07,390 You were a wonderful audience. 947 01:18:07,510 --> 01:18:12,180 You showed your joy like a cat when he eats a fish bone. 948 01:18:12,360 --> 01:18:17,080 And so, Nick Martin bids you farewell until the next tour, and... 949 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,000 God bless you all. 950 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,710 Well said. 951 01:18:21,920 --> 01:18:25,190 -I think you get the point. -I felt it on the stage. 952 01:18:25,310 --> 01:18:29,960 Something like a continuous electrical discharge between me and the audience. 953 01:18:30,780 --> 01:18:32,950 It's probably the chili sauce. 954 01:18:34,380 --> 01:18:38,220 -It was electrification, not sauce. -I was just kidding. 955 01:18:38,630 --> 01:18:40,390 I want to show you something. 956 01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:44,040 You made me proud tonight... 957 01:18:44,250 --> 01:18:46,550 and I want to give you this. 958 01:18:48,080 --> 01:18:50,140 I know you'll be touched. 959 01:18:50,640 --> 01:18:54,360 -Noah, I don't want to hurt you... -So I want you to keep it. 960 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:57,000 Thank you, but you looks better on you. 961 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,190 Not anymore. You've earned it. 962 01:18:59,310 --> 01:19:01,620 Noah, do me a favor and hold it. 963 01:19:01,740 --> 01:19:03,320 I want you to have it. 964 01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:05,740 -You want to talk honestly? -Sure. 965 01:19:06,350 --> 01:19:10,810 You're a good man, a good Christian. and a good farmer. 966 01:19:11,070 --> 01:19:12,840 Your clothes, however, are not. 967 01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:18,000 Believe me, these are the most ugly clothes I've ever seen. 968 01:19:18,000 --> 01:19:19,540 You're not wrong. 969 01:19:19,660 --> 01:19:23,050 That's why I try to keep them I've been trying to get rid of for years. 970 01:19:23,460 --> 01:19:25,880 I think I'll clean them and burn them. 971 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,980 -You will do well. Good night. -Good night, kid. 972 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,700 Good night attire. 973 01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,690 The perfect body in the at the right time. 974 01:20:09,250 --> 01:20:13,580 Did you see how we just happened to meet here? I was talking to your father. 975 01:20:13,700 --> 01:20:14,750 You did well. 976 01:20:15,040 --> 01:20:16,870 Yeah, he was trying to... 977 01:20:17,670 --> 01:20:20,590 to give me that cowboy outfit. 978 01:20:20,710 --> 01:20:24,560 Dad always tries to load on somebody for that junk. 979 01:20:25,500 --> 01:20:26,570 Really? 980 01:20:27,010 --> 01:20:30,340 I've prepared something very nice for you for you to wear in New York. 981 01:20:30,710 --> 01:20:31,740 Really? 982 01:20:36,620 --> 01:20:40,210 Would you like to rehearse the chords... 983 01:20:40,330 --> 01:20:43,330 about the song you're going to sing? 984 01:20:43,960 --> 01:20:45,900 Of course. 985 01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:52,420 If you come here we'll have better sound. 986 01:20:52,620 --> 01:20:56,210 Good idea. And the lighting is better. 987 01:20:58,620 --> 01:21:03,320 I don't know if you remember her, but you'll be playing that tune... 988 01:21:03,440 --> 01:21:05,120 and it goes like this... 989 01:21:06,040 --> 01:21:07,440 Wait a minute. 990 01:21:07,870 --> 01:21:09,180 I want to do something. 991 01:21:16,420 --> 01:21:18,660 I don't know about you, but... 992 01:21:19,830 --> 01:21:22,370 I can't resist to temptation any longer. 993 01:21:22,370 --> 01:21:23,810 It's about time. 994 01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:27,080 -Excuse me? -I said, "It's about time." 995 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:30,320 So you wanted me before? 996 01:21:30,440 --> 01:21:34,990 Of course, but all the time you were making a racket. 997 01:21:35,290 --> 01:21:38,740 So I was spending my nights for nothing in freezing showers, staring... 998 01:21:38,860 --> 01:21:41,530 moths to bouncing on the lamps? 999 01:21:41,650 --> 01:21:43,030 Moths? 1000 01:21:43,150 --> 01:21:45,330 Some were bouncing gracefully. 1001 01:21:46,570 --> 01:21:49,670 I hope you took notes. 1002 01:21:51,210 --> 01:21:52,930 I kept. 1003 01:22:05,920 --> 01:22:09,410 You do kiss like like a real cowboy. 1004 01:22:11,370 --> 01:22:14,890 So there's one more thing I'd like to establish. 1005 01:22:18,120 --> 01:22:19,390 Done. 1006 01:22:21,210 --> 01:22:22,700 Be gentle. 1007 01:23:17,830 --> 01:23:19,750 I would have had her I would have taken care of it. 1008 01:23:19,870 --> 01:23:22,910 One, two, three, four, five, six. 1009 01:23:23,170 --> 01:23:25,660 Be quiet, please. 1010 01:23:27,670 --> 01:23:29,330 I'll make a toast for my son. 1011 01:23:29,450 --> 01:23:32,770 When he left here he was a complete nobody. 1012 01:23:32,890 --> 01:23:36,710 A loser. A lost body. 1013 01:23:37,290 --> 01:23:39,000 And now he's back. 1014 01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:41,480 Somewhat changed, but I love him. 1015 01:23:42,580 --> 01:23:44,760 A toast to my son. 1016 01:23:44,880 --> 01:23:47,310 On my hot meatball. 1017 01:23:49,790 --> 01:23:53,590 Thanks, Dad. You gave me a morale boost. 1018 01:23:53,740 --> 01:23:56,500 Only fire in the bundles you didn't set me on fire. 1019 01:23:57,330 --> 01:24:01,710 I'd like you to meet the girl who made me a different person. 1020 01:24:01,830 --> 01:24:05,540 This is Jake Leiper. from Leipers Fork. 1021 01:24:14,830 --> 01:24:17,670 I honestly don't know what to say. 1022 01:24:17,670 --> 01:24:22,710 When Nick came with me to Tennessee he thought he was on another planet. 1023 01:24:22,710 --> 01:24:26,170 This is how I feel I feel the same way now. 1024 01:24:32,000 --> 01:24:34,140 You're ruining my hair, lover boy. 1025 01:24:34,260 --> 01:24:38,920 All I have to say is that I hope tomorrow everything goes well... 1026 01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:43,190 to win the bet and Nick to get his own cab. 1027 01:24:50,250 --> 01:24:51,580 Wait a minute... 1028 01:24:52,250 --> 01:24:55,780 Are you saying that I'm gonna be a cab driver again? 1029 01:24:56,080 --> 01:24:58,560 I'm a singer now, Jake. 1030 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:03,230 -He will become the new Sinatra. -Take the cab. 1031 01:25:03,350 --> 01:25:06,510 You don't become a singer in two weeks. 1032 01:25:07,460 --> 01:25:09,000 I think so. 1033 01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:13,330 From the moment I climbed aboard I can't go back to the cabs. 1034 01:25:13,450 --> 01:25:18,260 Singing professionally is a lot harder than you think. 1035 01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:24,320 But the audience was warm. I think the farmers liked me a lot. 1036 01:25:24,330 --> 01:25:27,460 The farmers were my family and friends... 1037 01:25:27,580 --> 01:25:31,080 and they clapped, too, and me and the band. 1038 01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:33,370 Take the cab. 1039 01:25:33,580 --> 01:25:35,030 I don't want the taxi. 1040 01:25:36,750 --> 01:25:39,350 I mean, I'm gonna sing just for one night? 1041 01:25:39,470 --> 01:25:41,130 Just one song. 1042 01:25:41,620 --> 01:25:43,660 And after that, we're done? 1043 01:25:45,530 --> 01:25:46,660 Are we done? 1044 01:25:47,500 --> 01:25:49,230 I hope not, Nick. 1045 01:25:50,500 --> 01:25:52,670 But that will depend on you. 1046 01:25:53,160 --> 01:25:55,840 Nick, you're spoiling our fun. 1047 01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:09,040 You finally couldn't help yourself. and you admit it in front of me. 1048 01:26:09,370 --> 01:26:11,770 You're jealous of my talent. 1049 01:26:12,080 --> 01:26:13,560 I'm sorry? 1050 01:26:14,080 --> 01:26:16,150 Classic jealousy. 1051 01:26:16,650 --> 01:26:18,270 I don't envy you. 1052 01:26:18,540 --> 01:26:21,310 Nick, you know how I feel about you... 1053 01:26:21,430 --> 01:26:23,710 but you're not a singer yet. 1054 01:26:23,830 --> 01:26:27,250 Right now you're like a robot. 1055 01:26:27,500 --> 01:26:30,990 You're still a slob. 1056 01:26:31,470 --> 01:26:33,380 Atsubalos? 1057 01:26:33,540 --> 01:26:35,540 Don't listen to her, Nick. 1058 01:26:35,710 --> 01:26:37,990 Is this how he's going to start his career? 1059 01:26:38,170 --> 01:26:40,870 We still haven't seen him, Did we name him John? 1060 01:26:40,990 --> 01:26:43,500 He abuses the music that I write. 1061 01:26:43,620 --> 01:26:46,330 Don't embarrass me in public. 1062 01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:48,960 I don't want to make a fool of myself either. 1063 01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:52,750 Ever since I got involved with you you've been cooking the fish on my lips. 1064 01:26:52,870 --> 01:26:56,460 I'd rather have sat on Freddie's and be quiet. 1065 01:27:00,870 --> 01:27:03,260 You should've gone after Freddie? 1066 01:27:03,580 --> 01:27:05,820 -Who's that? -You don't know him. 1067 01:27:05,940 --> 01:27:07,730 Sit on him? 1068 01:27:07,850 --> 01:27:11,270 You wanted to fuck with that fucking idiot? 1069 01:27:11,390 --> 01:27:14,810 I would if I lost. But what do you care? 1070 01:27:14,930 --> 01:27:17,540 The guy's a total clown. 1071 01:27:17,660 --> 01:27:20,960 I had to. What would you do? 1072 01:27:21,080 --> 01:27:24,920 -I wasn't going to sit on Freddie's ass. -I haven't sat him yet. 1073 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:26,480 What does "yet" mean? 1074 01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:29,040 You're gonna sit on him if you lose? 1075 01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:33,510 I don't know about you, but we we rednecks honor our word. 1076 01:27:34,870 --> 01:27:39,850 Well, I think I'll forget about you, too. and everything and everything. 1077 01:27:39,870 --> 01:27:42,750 Pay attention, googly eyes. I'm not I didn't pick you, I just picked you... 1078 01:27:42,870 --> 01:27:45,670 and I did my best I could with you. 1079 01:27:45,790 --> 01:27:48,790 And now you've got me on the rod. 1080 01:27:48,910 --> 01:27:53,300 Look, get off the pole that you've ridden before you're on a cliff. 1081 01:27:53,670 --> 01:27:54,760 Reed? 1082 01:27:56,620 --> 01:27:57,860 You hurt him. 1083 01:27:57,980 --> 01:28:00,320 Don't trust men. There goes the bet. 1084 01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:01,490 Really? 1085 01:28:01,580 --> 01:28:04,560 For you, not for me, because I'm coming. 1086 01:28:04,770 --> 01:28:05,910 I'll be there. 1087 01:28:07,340 --> 01:28:09,560 I told you I'd take care of it. 1088 01:28:09,760 --> 01:28:11,140 Not now, Dad. 1089 01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:47,730 Come on, honey. 1090 01:29:47,950 --> 01:29:50,820 I didn't treat him right, Jesse. 1091 01:29:51,040 --> 01:29:55,720 I embarrassed him in front of his friends, I took him away from his work. 1092 01:29:56,190 --> 01:29:58,370 I called him a slob. 1093 01:29:58,670 --> 01:30:01,450 It's not your fault. Your career is on the line. 1094 01:30:01,570 --> 01:30:04,970 It's my fault. I turned them his people against him. 1095 01:30:05,660 --> 01:30:11,050 Where he was grounded I went and I introduced him to Freddie Hugo. 1096 01:30:11,830 --> 01:30:14,240 The audience will boo him. 1097 01:30:14,360 --> 01:30:18,290 Freddie's shop is where the the sara, the mara and the bad company. 1098 01:30:18,410 --> 01:30:21,830 What if he makes it? It's not unlikely. 1099 01:30:22,120 --> 01:30:25,460 You win the bet. What's the harm? 1100 01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:31,120 The bad news is that he's going to take it upon himself and she'll be seen by a great singer... 1101 01:30:31,120 --> 01:30:33,920 and if he doesn't make it he's gonna get his ass kicked. 1102 01:30:35,420 --> 01:30:37,700 He's gonna blame it on the booze... 1103 01:30:38,170 --> 01:30:42,510 and will end up like the homeless we see on the street. 1104 01:30:43,830 --> 01:30:45,840 I like your optimism. 1105 01:30:47,790 --> 01:30:49,940 I don't want him to go through that ordeal. 1106 01:30:50,060 --> 01:30:53,250 I'll ask Freddie to call it off. 1107 01:31:44,500 --> 01:31:47,960 I wonder who's knocking at my door? 1108 01:31:50,250 --> 01:31:54,020 -Well the partridge. -Freddie, I want to talk to you. 1109 01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:57,550 Let's start the preliminaries with discussion. 1110 01:31:57,670 --> 01:32:00,210 -I'm not joking. -Neither am I. 1111 01:32:00,420 --> 01:32:02,320 Tonight the jokes end. 1112 01:32:02,540 --> 01:32:05,030 Come on in, boys. 1113 01:32:07,120 --> 01:32:11,210 Freddie, tonight is your lucky night. 1114 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:25,190 Don't expect him to come tonight. 1115 01:32:25,690 --> 01:32:27,050 How do you know? 1116 01:32:27,170 --> 01:32:29,660 Because he's been to Freddie's house. 1117 01:32:30,500 --> 01:32:34,000 Okay. I'm fine. 1118 01:32:35,580 --> 01:32:36,930 What do I care? 1119 01:32:47,160 --> 01:32:50,750 Taxi. I want to go somewhere. 1120 01:32:52,580 --> 01:32:54,600 Give me a break. 1121 01:32:59,580 --> 01:33:01,220 Not even with bullets. 1122 01:33:04,110 --> 01:33:06,220 The best for the best. 1123 01:33:06,830 --> 01:33:10,040 It's $18 a bottle, baby. 1124 01:33:10,470 --> 01:33:13,210 16 if you buy it wholesale. 1125 01:33:13,720 --> 01:33:15,730 Speaking of which... 1126 01:33:18,450 --> 01:33:20,930 Time to relax a little. 1127 01:33:21,310 --> 01:33:22,780 I don't want to drink. 1128 01:33:22,900 --> 01:33:24,920 Have a drink and relax a little. 1129 01:33:25,080 --> 01:33:28,460 -I don't want to relax. -As you wish. 1130 01:33:28,710 --> 01:33:30,330 I call off the bet. 1131 01:33:30,450 --> 01:33:31,490 No way. 1132 01:33:31,750 --> 01:33:35,010 You made a deal with the best Manhattan's best lover. 1133 01:33:35,210 --> 01:33:36,970 So nothing is cancelled. 1134 01:33:37,090 --> 01:33:39,510 And if you want, you can get naked. 1135 01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:45,830 Shall I light the fireplace? 1136 01:33:48,480 --> 01:33:51,060 A little moonlight and soft music? 1137 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:57,240 The rest of this does not need to be explained. 1138 01:34:03,500 --> 01:34:05,000 I love it. 1139 01:34:05,000 --> 01:34:07,390 -Good night, Freddie. -Wait a minute. 1140 01:34:08,210 --> 01:34:09,530 What was that? 1141 01:34:11,250 --> 01:34:12,290 This... 1142 01:34:13,270 --> 01:34:15,440 was your passport... 1143 01:34:16,230 --> 01:34:18,130 for the world of Freddie. 1144 01:34:22,270 --> 01:34:23,450 Welcome. 1145 01:34:25,500 --> 01:34:27,660 Stop, bus. 1146 01:34:27,780 --> 01:34:31,570 I wear high heels. Do you think I can fly all the way across town? 1147 01:34:31,870 --> 01:34:32,830 Taxi! 1148 01:34:34,830 --> 01:34:35,790 Taxi! 1149 01:34:36,870 --> 01:34:37,830 Taxi! 1150 01:34:37,830 --> 01:34:40,580 A bit of collegial solidarity. 1151 01:34:45,710 --> 01:34:47,780 No way. 1152 01:34:48,790 --> 01:34:49,880 Why not? 1153 01:34:50,750 --> 01:34:53,060 Hey, buddy? Can I take it for a ride? 1154 01:34:55,000 --> 01:34:57,150 Don't worry. 1155 01:35:16,920 --> 01:35:18,100 Well. 1156 01:35:18,220 --> 01:35:19,810 Move. Let's go. 1157 01:35:19,930 --> 01:35:22,670 Move. Here we go. 1158 01:35:24,750 --> 01:35:27,190 -Get off my horse. -Xekina. 1159 01:35:29,470 --> 01:35:30,770 Come back. 1160 01:35:31,460 --> 01:35:32,900 My horn. 1161 01:35:50,210 --> 01:35:53,510 Be careful. Coming through. 1162 01:35:54,960 --> 01:35:58,790 Easy. Stop. 1163 01:36:01,610 --> 01:36:04,620 Where are you leaving the horse, mister? 1164 01:36:05,210 --> 01:36:08,280 -Are you crazy? Where are you going? -Freddie Hugo. 1165 01:36:11,620 --> 01:36:14,570 Are you out of your mind? The guy rode in on a horse. 1166 01:36:14,690 --> 01:36:16,810 Freddie Hugo's is where he goes. 1167 01:36:19,520 --> 01:36:21,140 Come here, woman. 1168 01:36:22,460 --> 01:36:25,920 -No more jokes. -Jake, open up. 1169 01:36:26,250 --> 01:36:28,530 Open the door. It's Nick. 1170 01:36:28,720 --> 01:36:30,580 Take your clothes off, baby. 1171 01:36:30,700 --> 01:36:34,330 Put down the squeaky shoes and come to bed and we'll have some fun. 1172 01:36:35,040 --> 01:36:37,830 -But what am I doing? -Open the door, Freddie. 1173 01:36:37,950 --> 01:36:39,480 -Nothing. -I'm coming. 1174 01:36:39,600 --> 01:36:41,820 Don't worry, Jake. I'm coming. 1175 01:36:42,210 --> 01:36:45,620 You're wasting your time, buddy. The door is three inches thick. 1176 01:36:59,080 --> 01:37:01,670 -You did the same to me again. -What are you doing here? 1177 01:37:01,790 --> 01:37:03,710 I'm here to save you. 1178 01:37:03,830 --> 01:37:06,290 Thank you, but you're late. 1179 01:37:06,670 --> 01:37:11,970 If you want us to get along, you're gonna have to stop throwing punches. 1180 01:37:12,090 --> 01:37:15,630 Okay, but you're not wearing typical hero clothes. 1181 01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:18,190 -What are you doing here? -Nothing. 1182 01:37:18,540 --> 01:37:21,300 I have friends in high places. 1183 01:37:21,500 --> 01:37:22,930 Yes, I'm telling you. 1184 01:37:24,080 --> 01:37:26,530 -Why did you cancel the bet? -We were going to lose. 1185 01:37:26,650 --> 01:37:27,920 I don't think so. 1186 01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:31,160 Nick, we can't go on as long as you keep acting like this. 1187 01:37:31,280 --> 01:37:33,540 Jake, I'm not kidding. 1188 01:37:33,660 --> 01:37:36,330 -I found us fighting. -So did I. 1189 01:37:36,450 --> 01:37:39,130 I have never in my life completed anything. 1190 01:37:39,250 --> 01:37:42,440 This time I'm going all the way, no matter what happens. 1191 01:37:42,560 --> 01:37:46,030 But you, you put aside pride and your dignity... 1192 01:37:46,150 --> 01:37:47,940 to sleep with him? 1193 01:37:48,060 --> 01:37:49,450 That's enough. 1194 01:37:49,830 --> 01:37:52,670 You played the hero and you searched me. 1195 01:37:52,790 --> 01:37:57,860 But here's a bet that I don't intend to lose, okay? 1196 01:37:57,980 --> 01:38:01,370 So take your pieces and go. 1197 01:38:01,750 --> 01:38:04,040 We won't be long. I won't be long. 1198 01:38:04,160 --> 01:38:07,580 -Give us a break. -You leave us alone. 1199 01:38:08,210 --> 01:38:11,460 -We have to go to Reinstone. -We're not going anywhere. 1200 01:38:11,600 --> 01:38:15,460 You owe me another five years, like we agreed, okay? 1201 01:38:15,580 --> 01:38:17,710 Five years and the bet expires. 1202 01:38:17,830 --> 01:38:20,290 You can't get away with it this time. Come on. 1203 01:38:20,410 --> 01:38:25,170 We're not done yet. The deal will expire in 35 minutes. Let's go. 1204 01:38:25,170 --> 01:38:29,210 -Wait. That's my line. -What's the difference? 1205 01:38:29,210 --> 01:38:31,710 The difference is that I have the horse. 1206 01:38:32,420 --> 01:38:34,000 -Let's go. -Carrots. 1207 01:38:35,580 --> 01:38:37,600 My audience will beat you to a pulp. 1208 01:38:37,720 --> 01:38:38,860 35 minutes. 1209 01:38:41,060 --> 01:38:43,920 Don't be over-optimistic. The public is bloodthirsty. 1210 01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:45,840 We're gonna kick their asses, Jake. 1211 01:38:46,830 --> 01:38:49,920 -Together? -Yes, since we're a great duo. 1212 01:38:50,250 --> 01:38:51,330 Nick? 1213 01:38:51,350 --> 01:38:53,860 -We will not sing together tonight. -What? 1214 01:38:54,250 --> 01:38:57,000 It was a term of their bet. You have to sing alone. 1215 01:38:57,120 --> 01:38:58,870 Are you kidding me? 1216 01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,710 I salute the crowds. 1217 01:39:03,420 --> 01:39:06,370 How are we all tonight? 1218 01:39:06,370 --> 01:39:11,750 Good. Nice to see you again. Let me introduce you to a new singer. 1219 01:39:11,870 --> 01:39:15,040 I want you to give him a warm welcome, as you do here at Reinstone. 1220 01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:18,280 A warm applause for Nick Martinelli. 1221 01:39:18,540 --> 01:39:20,580 Don't push him. 1222 01:39:28,120 --> 01:39:29,690 I don't see support. 1223 01:39:31,250 --> 01:39:33,540 Spaghetti Elvis. 1224 01:39:34,290 --> 01:39:36,420 We laughed, best man. 1225 01:39:36,420 --> 01:39:40,040 We were dazzled by your clothes, best man. 1226 01:39:41,080 --> 01:39:44,960 It's shiny, isn't it? I told them not to put too much spaghetti on. 1227 01:39:50,330 --> 01:39:53,840 I hear you're a discerning audience... 1228 01:39:53,960 --> 01:39:56,250 and that you're braying like donkeys. 1229 01:39:59,790 --> 01:40:02,480 -They crow like roosters. -What? 1230 01:40:02,670 --> 01:40:05,580 I'm sorry, I meant that you were squawking like roosters. 1231 01:40:05,700 --> 01:40:08,350 Is there any snow inside in all that wool? 1232 01:40:10,370 --> 01:40:13,540 Is that wool or a mop? 1233 01:40:13,710 --> 01:40:16,760 It's a spider's nest. 1234 01:40:17,030 --> 01:40:18,920 They're beating him to a pulp. 1235 01:40:20,960 --> 01:40:25,890 I'll tell you a song that my friend Jake wrote. 1236 01:40:27,790 --> 01:40:32,170 It is indeed very good and... 1237 01:40:38,210 --> 01:40:40,290 Get down. 1238 01:40:46,460 --> 01:40:49,200 All this in just two weeks? Great. 1239 01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:57,420 I add another 5 years to the on your contract, sweetheart. 1240 01:40:57,540 --> 01:40:59,680 We're not done yet, Freddie. 1241 01:41:07,750 --> 01:41:11,750 Stop it. You're the worst thing we've seen in here. 1242 01:41:25,500 --> 01:41:28,290 All right, then. Whatever the public wants. 1243 01:41:32,710 --> 01:41:35,960 Guys, let's pick up the pace a little bit. Let's go. 1244 01:41:37,290 --> 01:41:39,750 What are you doing? Are you out of your mind? 1245 01:41:40,190 --> 01:41:42,930 I'll sing the way I want to sing. 1246 01:41:46,990 --> 01:41:49,830 -How are you doing tonight? -Better than you. 1247 01:41:50,000 --> 01:41:53,450 To listen to the your little voices. 1248 01:41:55,460 --> 01:41:59,710 I want all of the the beautiful women in this room. 1249 01:42:01,480 --> 01:42:04,910 I know there are many beautiful women in here. Yell out. 1250 01:42:07,670 --> 01:42:11,080 Now I want them all to shout all the horny women. 1251 01:42:12,540 --> 01:42:14,820 I knew you were hiding. 1252 01:42:16,080 --> 01:42:18,520 And now, do the lads listen to me? 1253 01:42:18,750 --> 01:42:21,500 I want the male population to shout. 1254 01:42:22,420 --> 01:42:27,570 I didn't say to yell at the wimps, but the men. Yell out. 1255 01:42:31,540 --> 01:42:33,150 Well, here we go... 1256 01:42:33,170 --> 01:42:37,530 I want you to repeat what I say, okay? 1257 01:42:38,250 --> 01:42:39,330 I'm gonna... 1258 01:42:41,040 --> 01:42:42,080 the... 1259 01:42:43,250 --> 01:42:44,280 burn... 1260 01:42:45,830 --> 01:42:47,130 the shop... 1261 01:42:48,490 --> 01:42:49,690 tonight. 1262 01:46:13,210 --> 01:46:14,810 Thank you all. 1263 01:46:16,150 --> 01:46:18,390 -Can you grab that for me? -Again? 1264 01:46:20,880 --> 01:46:25,070 Well, buddy, I think you have something that doesn't belong to you anymore. 1265 01:46:25,250 --> 01:46:26,430 I know. 1266 01:46:26,630 --> 01:46:28,070 I mean the contract. 1267 01:46:29,710 --> 01:46:32,760 You're good. You can work here if you want. 1268 01:46:33,130 --> 01:46:35,310 Have you signed a contract? 1269 01:46:36,760 --> 01:46:39,170 I'll send you The taxi bill. 1270 01:46:39,290 --> 01:46:41,420 Wait. I want to ask you something. 1271 01:46:41,730 --> 01:46:42,900 Was it good? 1272 01:46:46,070 --> 01:46:47,380 Unbelievable. 1273 01:46:48,810 --> 01:46:50,030 Fantastic. 1274 01:46:51,210 --> 01:46:52,280 How nice. 1275 01:46:56,830 --> 01:46:59,510 -Poor Freddie. -Why do you feel sorry for him? 1276 01:46:59,630 --> 01:47:03,330 -I understand why he likes you. -Is it my fault? 1277 01:47:03,330 --> 01:47:05,470 -Little boy. -Why? -Why? 1278 01:47:05,920 --> 01:47:08,740 Are you asking? Look at the clothes you're wearing. 1279 01:47:08,860 --> 01:47:10,720 What's wrong with my clothes? 1280 01:47:10,840 --> 01:47:13,570 You cause traffic accidents. 1281 01:47:15,810 --> 01:47:20,420 And you wear very tight pants. 1282 01:47:20,960 --> 01:47:22,860 I didn't know he'd noticed. 1283 01:47:22,980 --> 01:47:26,290 -This is what it means to be loved. -say it with an accent. 1284 01:47:26,460 --> 01:47:28,850 That's what it means to be loved.